the CHURCH lady....

eye think eye figured it out....

the mother we share....  lauren and eye....  is....  the church lady....  

and,....

the reason lauren acts like a psychopath....  is because....  we were raised by a psychopath....

another family....  DESTROYED....  by the church....

our mother was the WORST combination.... 

a milatant perfectionsist mother....  who DEMANDED perfection from her children....

and....

a religious zealot....  

we got punished....  mouths washed out....  if we said a single bad word....

we got punished....  if you rooms were not spotless....

we got punished.... if we touched ourselves....  no touching little children....  

and....

now....  eye have the church lady on me....  she is the mother in my fircken head....

so....

eye need to....  stop the yelling....  for a little bit....  stop the swearing....  for a little bit....  and....  make my house.... perfectly spotless....

now....  the touching part....  eye just do not know....  that part is heatlhy for an individual....  eye do not know that eye am gonna let her control me in that way....

hey....  church lady....  eye wrote a couple of songs for you....  eye mean....  to antagonize you....

eye touch myself....

ane....

spotless....  eye am NOT spotless....  and....  neither is you....  you misserable beeotch....  if you want spotless....  eye will always lose....